funny little world

(Saturday, May 23, 2009 / 12:53 AM)

i should have gone to njc and taken arts stream.or went to ajc and taken science stream.whateverr.looks like i am doomed never to meet my target in the end.

entirely,my plan to remain invisible went down the drain in ny-_________- cannot lah,personality like that.what i think, i will say and i think that is what people appreciate about me.

gotta get off the stuff i am addicted to/chiong them during the holidays so i can be satis fied.

on the other hand,jap trip is cancelled because of swine flu ):

WHYY???

what did i ever do to you?? i dont even eat you,you idiot!!

to all the princess piggies out there, this is what your relative has done to us.dun even know why people like to cute-ify pigs.calling you a pig is not a compliment. it just means you are ugly but adorable.which means you are just ugly.

MWAHAHAHHA. revenge of the piggidywigs!

The Pig

In England once there lived a big
And wonderfully clever pig.
To everybody it was plain
That Piggy had a massive brain.
He worked out sums inside his head,
There was no book he hadn't read.
He knew what made an airplane fly,
He knew how engines worked and why.
He knew all this, but in the end
One question drove him round the bend:
He simply couldn't puzzle out
What LIFE was really all about.
What was the reason for his birth?
Why was he placed upon this earth?
His giant brain went round and round.
Alas, no answer could be found.
Till suddenly one wondrous night.
All in a flash he saw the light.
He jumped up like a ballet dancer
And yelled, "By gum, I've got the answer!"
"They want my bacon slice by slice
"To sell at a tremendous price!
"They want my tender juicy chops
"To put in all the butcher's shops!
"They want my pork to make a roast
"And that's the part'll cost the most!
"They want my sausages in strings!
"They even want my chitterlings!
"The butcher's shop! The carving knife!
"That is the reason for my life!
"Such thoughts as these are not designed
To give a pig great piece of mind.
Next morning, in comes Farmer Bland,
A pail of pigswill in his hand,
And piggy with a mighty roar,
Bashes the farmer to the floor…
Now comes the rather grizzly bit
So let's not make too much of it,
Except that you must understand
That Piggy did eat Farmer Bland,
He ate him up from head to toe,
Chewing the pieces nice and slow.
It took an hour to reach the feet,
Because there was so much to eat,
And when he finished, Pig, of course,
Felt absolutely no remorse.
Slowly he scratched his brainy head
And with a little smile he said,
"I had a fairly powerful hunch
"That he might have me for his lunch.
"And so, because I feared the worst,
"I thought I'd better eat him first."
Roald Dahl