OUT OF DANGER FROM A LEVEL LIT (Tuesday, November 17, 2009 / 3:27 AM)
Lit:
2 substandard papers (poetry and joyce) and 4 essays which i hv a good feeling for,so yeah,tops i expect an A.plus the hci people are complaining on facebook abt how hard they find the paper whilst i found it easy :x for once i spotted questions correcly omigosh.i had specially prepared for the essays by chance and my specialty,emo love poetry( i got a level ace during blocks for emo love poetry comparison),came out,omigosh x2!!!!this is like super lucky i hope tt luck repeats itself for bio paper 3 i think i need it more.on the other hand joyce was like SCREWWWWEDDYYY cos i din even know the nets quote came from the book.haha.
to commemorate my two years of extreme slacking and last minute chionging and substandard studying for literature,i have written an epitaph of sorts.i apologize for the rubbish rhymes, i am not in a lit mood right now.
Death of A level Literature
for the times i have been ponning lit
escaped,of course,by my exceeding wit
Great Expectations
by the teacher,for us
has crushed under louseth teaching
book has moulded into Dust
Portrait of the Artist
teen masturbating pimp
thou nets have been cast
my essay a wimp
confundled by the cheemery
lost by your lust
hope doddly cambridge wont kill me
unless its a must
Unseen,hoping others will be blind
yet praying and hoping
that God will be kind
and give thee a pair of poems
full of emo love swine
Othello,bigga nigga,dear fellow
thou fate has been tragic
your butt has been shallow
i hope you re more willin'
to avoid the gay villian
Boey Kim Cheng
your poems did bring me to Another Place( in dreamland,obviously)
i felt that time on your book was a waste
whatever revision
i did with haste
used only two poems (out of the like 30 plus??? wsted my time)
i rest my case
King Lear
i hope to tear
my texts into pieces
as small as i can
cos (seriously) who gives a crap
about that mad old man
i am ready to meet my fate
whether my fate is prepared for
the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
ACEACE !!
